This is what happens when I try to actually do my work...
Logan:im done history
Me:Good for you. I still have a bit to do
Logan:hurry and finish im lonely
Me:Alright, fine, I will rush to complete it to make you happy
Me:Don't you have other work you could do that wouldn't involve bugging me, though?
Me:Should I take that as a no?
Logan:you should take that as a .....rawr
Me:You are insane. I'm just going to ignore you for a few minutes and finish my history now
is that how you spell pumpernickel
or is it pumpernickle
or pump r' nikkll
The real question here is not how to spell bread.
but how to eat it politely
which is a real challenge
especially if it's those fancy dinner rolls that are really hard on the outside and every time you bite them crumbs go like everywhere
maybe you can't eat bread, maybe you're gluten intollerant
which is ok, I'm not judging you but it's a serious inconvienence if you're debating how to eat bread when you can't really eat it.
Or maybe you don't plan to eat it, my gluten free friend. maybe, perhaps, this whole hypothetical bread eating theory, is just that, hypothetical. Perhaps, it is a symbol for some greater disadvantage in yuor life.
everything really comes back to love doesn't it/
it's the most overused excuse in the book, and frequently used in books.
So, you don't really want to eat bread because you can't. You want to love, but cannot, is that it?
Well I really can't help you there so I'm going to drop that particular subject. I'm a writer not a social worker or relationship councilor.
In case you haven't realized, this is all an elaborate scheme to distract you that really isn't worknig due to the fact you aren't even online.
But that is alright because when you log on you will becmoe aware of your poor relationship with bread and how you can't eat love.
Was that in the right order? I think not.
The moral of the story here is, I can ramble about anything for ever and have successfully filled your inbox.